Presidential Candidate – Part II

It is said that this candidate would be a doctor, a mechanic, a scientist and a warrior but he is all rolled into one. His intellect and power are second to none. But further, he is truly a compassionate and kind individual whose wisdom knows no bounds. This candidate is well listen to him introduce himself.

Welcome to the campaign Optimus Prime. So just what makes Optimus Prime such a strong candidate for being President in these tough times? Let us turn to the issues.

Economy – Far from the failings of mortal men driven my lust of money and power, Optimus needs not these things and he possesses the wisdom and knowledge to produce precisely calculated solutions. This is not a guarantee all will like the solutions, but the best possible outcome is what he will produce.

Freedom - His words say it best. “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.” There is little doubt this would extend to the unborn.

Gun Control – Optimus Prime would make Ted Nugent proud. He fully understands the need to be armed for self-defense and the defense of those who are unable to defend themselves. After all as the photo shows, he’s always packing heat with or without a permit for the hidden variety.

Self-Control – He is the definition of cool under pressure. You would not find him breaking down in tears.

Commander-In-Chief – There is no candidate more qualified to be Commander-in-Chief as this is a position he currently fulfills. Additionally, casualties to our men and women will reduce as his Secret Service Autobots will be able to roll out at a moment’s notice. He is also more than willing to take a bullet for you and me. War is something he knows all too well and he strives to prevent collateral damage and casualties.

Civil Liberties – He is so steadfast in the protection of Civil Liberties he is willing to lay down his life for them.

Political Experience – With an untold number of years of experience, Optimus is in Prime shape to tackle the challenges of taking on the deceptive ones. He knows just what lines to use to lay down the challenge and move in for the final defeat.

He definitely cannot be accused of being too robotic or wooden. To demonstrate his charismatic side and connect with the youth, Optimus Prime has proven he can dance far better than current President George Bush.

There is no question of torn allegiances. He is here to protect and to serve. Patience is a forte and part of the wisdom he has been granted. He knows how to wait in this his home.

So as a picture of the future for all foreign leaders to prepare for and attempt to negotiate with let us look to the future: