The State of Wisconsin is known for a few things nationwide and worldwide. We are known for our cheese (in particular our squeaky cheese curds), beer drinking amounts, wild ranging weather, and wearing and being Cheese Heads for the Green Bay Packers.
For those who routinely chug the brew, they may develop the beer gut and sometimes eat enough brats and drink enough beer to get to the obese level. Let’s face it, Wisconsin is not the land of svelte women and chiseled men.
But according to the global warming advocates, obese people are a significant cause of global warming now. Which means our own brat eating and beer drinking at the games may cause us to have a Frozen Tundra no more as we’ll have caused ourselves to lose home field advantage with mild or negligible winters. But all we would need to do is keep on the chugging of beer to accelerate global warming so we can cause the next ice age and return the advantage to the Frozen Tundra. If it gets too cold, we can always help out the power plants that look to burn wood but not produce carbon to keep us warm.
Or we could take a more balanced approach to it all and wait for the scientists to finish debating if global warming exists. As outlined in the article The Sun Also Sets, the Frozen Tundra will again reign supreme as natural cooling takes place for a number of reasons.
However, this may all be a moot point. We the Cheese Heads of Wisconsin who support the Green Bay Packers have lost our leader of 17 years. Football may have died the day Brett Favre retired. Let us sing along with Annette and hope a return to the Frozen Tundra of old can help the Cheese Heads cheer again.
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