What’cha Gonna Do…

When a deer runs wild on you? Live this Sunday, Sunday, Sunday in the Maaain Event, we have a return grudge match between Castle and the Couch Crushing Doe. Let us go to the replay screen to see how this feud began.

“MONROVIA, Md. - A man subdued a deer that ran through the front picture window of his house. Martin "Pete" Castle wrestled the beast to the floor in the living room, and carried it out through the garage door, when Frederick County Animal Control officers took over.

"My couch is ruined," says Castle's wife, Robin. She had to clean blood off her computer, printer and coffee table.

Pete Castle was in the garage when the deer entered the house though a hole no bigger than a large steering wheel on Saturday morning.

The deer ran to the back of the house, Castle said, and it tried to escape through sliding glass doors.

The deer tore the curtains down, then jumped into a second picture window, but fell backward on the couch.

"That's when I went on her," Castle said. "I jumped on this deer."”

That is how this feud began. Wait, wait, I’m getting word that there is an altercation in the back. We are going to take you backstage right now with a live video feed of the fight in progress.

You’ve seen it here ladies and gentlemen!! The Couch Crusher has struck back in a brutal assault demonstrating its skills as a pugilist!

What? Again? There is another fight outside the arena involving the Couch Crusher!! Let us go live to the feed.

This just in our main event is now a Triple Threat No-Holds Barred match involving the Castle, The Couch Crusher, and the mighty Squirrel Boy!! Catch it all live on our Pay-Per-View extravaganza!

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