The phrase is supposed to be “when you gotta go, you gotta go.” Normally that is the excuse to make a run for the bathroom or dash behind a tree, but not on the doorstep of the police department.
That'll teach him to tinkle outside
APPLETON, Wis. - An apparently drunk man picked the wrong place to tinkle. Appleton police arrested the man Friday afternoon after he reportedly relieved himself in front of the police department.
The 40-year-old was cited for public urination and jailed on a probation violation.
A preliminary breath test indicated a blood-alcohol level four times the legal limit, police said.
Information from: The Post-Crescent
Now there is a way he could have had protection from the police. It just DEPENDS on if the dude would use a little forethought before getting blitzed out of his shoes. Given how hammered this guy got the only answer would be the Maximum Protection he could afford.
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