Assault of the Killer Burger

Maybe the YuGiOh game is starting to come to life. I know McDonald’s sometimes has YuGiOh cards from time to time in their Happy Meals. Maybe this card, or this card snuck in came to life and attacked the police officer listed in this article.

In all attempts as seriousness, what made the police officer think it was a good idea to waste many hundreds of taxpayer dollars if not thousands for a $1-$3 burger that was salty? Normally, a person would take one bite and stop eating the burger. Usually you would just throw it away or go back to the store and ask for a refund, replacement or a slight chat with the manager.

But the cop went so far as to arrest and throw a standard fast food employee in jail for a salty burger. Why on earth would anyone bother? Hopefully, all these charges of such a heinous crime will be dismissed as pathetic.

So I must hereby declare. We have to award the next “Are You Thinking?” award to the police officer. Next up will be the DA if they prosecute this.

And to all fast food employees everywhere, please hold the salt.


-MatureKid

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